Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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So you there Red?

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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