Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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