How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Where is my tractor?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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i like cats

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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So you there Red?

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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