How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How are you this morning?

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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