Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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