How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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