- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

You

The Olympics

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

Miley Cyrus.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

America

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

sexual intercourse.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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