What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Mullets

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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I am a women

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Womens' sports

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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