- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

I grunt when I poop.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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