- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

knock knock There's no door

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Hi

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Sarah Palin

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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