What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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