What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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