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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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