"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Womens rights !

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