Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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