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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Xbox One

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Barack Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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