- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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