- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

You and your parents are going to die today

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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