- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Get in the car.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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