Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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banana

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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