why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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