What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Men's Rights

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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