What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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