A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

what sucks? things that suck

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Simon says; "You're adopted."

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Jews...

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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