long in the tooth!

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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