your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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