- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Potassium? K.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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