- Anti Joke

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Yo mamas so fat.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

I pooped.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend