one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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children burning

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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gay people

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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