A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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