- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I am a joke. I am funny.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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