What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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LOL May Wong

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Your mom is fat

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