What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the book disappear?

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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