- Anti Joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

An irish man walks out of a bar

Give me thumbs up!

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Your mama's so fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Strawberries!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!