Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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brandon ya twwat

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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you are a åsshole :)

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Anti Joke

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