What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Spotto

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock Not Yet

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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