so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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crap!!

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Bean.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Woman's rights

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Womens' Rights

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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I never asked for this.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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