Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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