Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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