- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Yes.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Straight men can be bronies.

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