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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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