McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Cancer.

WNBA

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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