- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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