womens rights.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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