How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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An atheist walks into a church

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Lil' Wayne

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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