if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Jews.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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wat?

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Racial Equality.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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yeah..

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obamas trench

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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