Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Poop

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agp

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A man walks into a pole.

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banana

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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