Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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It’s dead.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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