- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

Women's rights.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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