There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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hi

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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lol

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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